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that's hella grody!!!
PUUBE ATTACK
your dad is a nasty basturd!!
moral of the story: don't eat chips. you must be in the UK since you call them chips. look around the pub and see how many thin pretty girls are eating chips.
Everyone calls them chips. And besides, it says the OP is from Arizona.
Chips in the UK are what people in the States call fries. That's why if you order Fish and Chips you get fish and fries. OP was probably eating potato chips which are called crisps in the UK.
no one asked for a history lesson about what the uk calls food dude!! stfu!
They're still called chips everywhere, they're not fries... My first thought is OP was talking about Lays, Doritos, or something.
If something like this happened to me, I'd try to forget about it rather than put it on the Internet.
eww tell me ur not pregnant
true fml. that's fukin gross
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lawl. pubechip.
hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!