Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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Movie night

By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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OK, now that's gross

By CM112 - 27/10/2019 06:00 - South Africa

Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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It's a wrap

By victoria - 04/04/2021 21:30

Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Egnar 19

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:29

So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!

CrackFox 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:17

style points :)

Comments

Blue87 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:35

Aww

tinycroc 10

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:39

Well at least you were just embarrassed and didn't end up getting sick all over him as well once you realized that hair was probably mixed in the popcorn before it ever got into your bag. Gross >.< Definitely FYL - but your guy's reaction was pretty awesome to it instead of him getting disgusted. :)

je_suis_fml 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:01

Yea.. at least he realized you're human and shot happens and didn't overreact like it's the worst thing that could ever happen. Cool points for him.. and relax this is definitely not a fml..

Enigmax2514 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:40

Quick op, cling yourself to this guy! There ain't many of them left in the world!

sharoon 2

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:41

wow.....ur boyfriend is a smart ass.....he knows how to deal with u :p

Egnar 19

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:16

It doesn't, but, at the very least this is a guy she's interested in. You can tell because if it wasn't she would have used the word friend. She was being specific on purpose. Either way the comment still stands well on its own two feet.

Egnar 19

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:54

We've already gotten past the boyfriend part we're talking about the rest of the message "he knows how to deal with you." Sorry, for thinking that was obvious.