Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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Movie night

By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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OK, now that's gross

By CM112 - 27/10/2019 06:00 - South Africa

Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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It's a wrap

By victoria - 04/04/2021 21:30

Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Egnar 19

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:29

So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!

CrackFox 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:17

style points :)

Comments

oakeidoakei 9

Thursday 15 September 2011 6:06

At least he didn't find it gross...

rebeccar96 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:03

It's definitely not as bad as what happened to me when I was with my boyfriend. He pulled a hair that came off my head out of my underwear. I have no clue how it got there. And I was the one saying wtf.

MRVOlivia 22

Friday 10 February 2012 1:51

At least he's sweet :3

kelsswan 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:54

At least he didn't get grossed out

zomgbies 17

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:37

that does rather suck but if i'd witnessed that, I would've thought that was epic

GuiLD15 7

Friday 14 March 2014 15:03

he's great!

gracefs 11

Saturday 15 March 2014 19:34

He sounds like an awesome guy, and he was just trying to make you feel better

Jennababy2792 20

Wednesday 9 December 2015 21:44

at least he tried to make you feel better and didn't just get crossed out. points for him plus best thing to do in those situations is just laugh it off because that IS all you can do