Miscellaneous: Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my...

By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/03/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

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Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By thenewgirlfriend - 26/05/2013 14:15 - United States - League City

Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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regalarius 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:32

In his defense, I look old for my age, and my (now wife) looks very young for hers...and when we were both 18, I got some very dirty looks walking around hand-in-hand with her. Nobody actually said anything to us except once or twice, though. She's actually older than I am. So I can understand his caution.

bebopdubop 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:15

well ur friends are going to lie to you if it looks terrible. ur boyfriend is probably right. just saying.

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alexgisforme3 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:19

your boyfriend has problems, sorry

grammar_nazi 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:15

It's better that he's honest Sometimes friends aren't always honest, and just say things that make you feel better.

breakthesky 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:20

At least your friends think it's nice?

Glazed 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:30

On tonights To Catch A Predator, a new haircut and a case of mistaken identity leads to trouble in the schoolyard. Chris Hansen and Dateline have more at 11

regalarius 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:32

Nightfallz 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:33

hah what a bitch. afraid to kiss someone in public

Simpsonsfanatic 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:33

Sorry to say it, but your boyfriend's an asshole.

Nomad609 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:35

If someones ashamed of you then I'm telling you now its not worth it. Drop him now, he an A SS

AdrenalineX 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:50

Who cares about him. It's whatever makes you feel good. If your happy, don't listen to your boyfriend.

morgan020 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:53

Haha a couple of years ago my mom decided to cut her hair really short. It has been all yhe way down her back since i could remember and my dad started calling her his little boy as a joke. Everybody including my husband and i thought it was hillarious well except for my mom she has since let it grow out lol. But we still have pictures :) haha.

PA88 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:55

For all those flaming the boyfriend I just wanted to say at least he is being honest with her about not liking the haircut. He could have lied to her and said he liked it but what if the haircut doesn't really look that good? Maybe she does look really young with it. I know I would rather have my fiance tell me if I looked bad rather than lie to me.