Health: Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over...

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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FrozenSoliid 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:31

at some point you should have kicked him in the face, or better yet WORK OUT WITH SHOES ON.

Grangoire 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 13:25

All I can say is; "Get a grip".

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lala08 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:03

if that shit ever happened to be he would get his ass kicked and possibly hit in the face with the weight! hope your ok.

Lily_cl 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:34

OUCHH that must have hurt :S

anjichpa 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:50

i'm inclined to say ydi for dating a dumbass

WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:20

Wow that hurts...I hope your ok..I'd spray pepperspray in that idiot's face

KarmaLanding 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:33

Charge the moron with Assault and see how funny he thinks he is then.

movies12 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:08

#11 is sexist. OP that sucks, I don't think ur boyfriend is an idiot, he was just playing around with u, but should of done it at a better time. Hope your face is ok. FYL! :)

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:09

Wow, why is everyone getting on his ass? It was an accident. Granted, he really shouldn't try to act cute when his girl has weights above her head, but it's not like he deserves a break up, charges, pepper spray/violence, etc... It was a simple accident. I'm sure he feels ungodly awful about breaking his girlfriend's face.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 20 July 2013 2:35

It wasn't an accident. He tickled her on purpose. And anyone with even the tiniest bit of common sense would know what would happen when you tickle someone who's holding weights above them.

rawr_93 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:33

Well if you were doing it right, the weights would be above your chest, not your face.

letthemxeatcake 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:04

I sure hope they were the 5lb ones that have the soft rubber covering over them.

RuralNinja 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:38

C'mon, its not like you had much weight up there anyway, unless you're a female body builder, which is just wrong.

mld_fml 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:36

yeah because even dropping a couple pounds on your FACE doesn't HURT

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 21 October 2009 21:21

I take it you've never lifted weights in your life... even 30lb dumbbells are pretty easy to lift. And even 2lb or 5lb weights would still hurt dropped on your face.