By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML
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Same thing different taste

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Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

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youcrazybasturd 0

You're probably the same bitch who dented my roof while planking

so you have to constantly prevent even the tiniest scratches for it to last 5 years? my car has over 250,000 miles is 10 years old, I've been rear ended twice and hit a deer once....and it still runs pretty well( granted it's not perfect but it gets me to town and work without a problem)

but some ppl (my self included) like there cars to still look nice when there old

Never sit or lay on a car hood or anywhere else on a car! You could damage it!

onewithred23 0

Thats the framework underneath the car that everything sits on, how could you have possibly dented that?

oakley3 0

the chassis no, the hood maybe.. If he is a car enthusiast he would know that the chassis to "bend" would have to be a major collision.. unless you're 500 lbs and there is nothing you could put on to be "sexy" then bahahaha

That's basically saying your fat. Lose weight and try again :)

When I was little I used to climb on top of my mom's car. I felt like sharing that.

If the car is more important to your boyfriend leave him