Intimacy: Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit,...

By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By ocroyalty - 01/02/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 0:58

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

6tori6 5

Monday 1 August 2011 0:59

never mess with a mans car.

Comments

R0V3661 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:40

Guys care about there cars alot because most guys fix there cars up and make them all nice and they mean alot to them

kgage88 0

Monday 1 August 2011 10:30

unless you are an elephant I don't see how you could debt the chassis by sitting on the bonnet...

sandmancometh 3

Monday 1 August 2011 10:39

You'd be Pissed if he laid down on your makeup table. Unless you are hot like Ferrari - supermodel hot you should stay off the mans ride.

sabresrock 0

Monday 1 August 2011 12:06

How big is the car?

PapSmearNinja 4

Monday 1 August 2011 12:30

your bf cockblocked himself lmao

yudothat 2

Monday 1 August 2011 12:54

Y U NO BREAK UP WITH BOYFRIEND

michael38 2

Monday 1 August 2011 13:27

I think the point in this fml is that the car may be valuable, he wasn't trying to be rude but a dent in a car is expensive to get rid of, I'd have done the same.