Intimacy: Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit,...

By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 0:58

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

6tori6 5

Monday 1 August 2011 0:59

never mess with a mans car.

Comments

villamos 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:44

To those saying the girl is more important than the car... you're missing the point. If the car was on top of the girl wouldn't you take issue with that? Same effect the other way around. There's no reason for her to be stupid and risk damaging his man's vehicle.

MrChocolateburri 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:30

that would be the body, not the chasis

wirenutz1371 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:49

your boyfreinds a dumb ass, how the **** can you dent the chassis.

CyonideCyns 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:27

Before you dump his sorry ass, tell him this, id have to be the size of a ******* truck to dent your chassis by laying on the damn hood. And then take a sledgehammer to his car because anyone as clueless as him doesn't deserve it, or you for that matter.

Clisis_fml 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:21

wtf......is he gay or what?

leberist 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:49

Your boyfriend is gay.

Microbus_fml 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:03

Stupid bitch!! You should know better than to climb on a man's car!! You're so lucky it wasn't my car!!! Pisses me off just thinking about it...

scooter50 12

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:02

your boyfriend is an idiot. 1 cuz I could care less about a car if I had a girl on top of it and 2 because the hood is part of the body not the chassis. he he's going to bitch he should at least get it right.

Meattymeatballs 2

Monday 8 August 2011 8:11

This is Good and bad. Yes, it should have been a present surprise to see you In an outfit on his car. but.. No, because if he has a Nice car, is it worth you doing a few hundred dollars worth of damage?

Evilskunk 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:19

Wow what a dick i mean i understand the whole car thing but it's a inanimate object hopefully your relationship is more important to him than a car. Im sorry i hope things get better for you