By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

The when someone's car is nice enough to care about so much, it either means they are filthy rich, or they have a small penis. I'm assuming the latter.

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jcbspence 0

Or they have a nice car, and I take hours cleaning mine I show it. I have placed at shows even. Classics are worth taking care of.

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perdix 29

Either you weigh 600+ pounds or your boyfriend doesn't know shit about cars. An ordinary-sized woman may dent the hood of a crappy car, but it would take an enormous hippo of a woman to damage the chassis.

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Jk530 1

well.. how much Do you weigh?? I noticed you left that part out.

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HeyImJuli 3

unfortunatly, guys will often care about a car more than a girl :/ I'm sorry op

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EODTEC 5

I wouldn't complain if my girl was laid out on the front of my Evo =)

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frankwolf86 0

I think the car was probably expensive or had a lot of work done... so I understand him freaking out a lil about denting the hood but I would have been more subtle... gotta apreciate the effort though

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Countrygirl5 8

I agree with him! I am very protective over my stuff :)

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horneyhic 15

I'm not surprised I see ur country, city ppl just don't get the concept of keeping things for a long time it's just "it broken get a new one"

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paradiseisland01 0

I can't stand when men don't appreciate anything . Omg it's a dam car !

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SteelCladAngel 0

which can cost thousands of dollars not to mention the hours of restoration that can go into a vehicle. she should have put on some lingerie and said something along the lines of (romantic) 'I want you to make sweet sweet love to me' or non romantic 'Im going to **** you like never before'

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horneyhic 15

how many times I've said the same about a $300 shirt I can't count

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