Health: Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first...

By Anonymous - 10/05/2015 13:47 - United States

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML

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By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By stillchubby - 17/02/2011 11:12 - Australia

Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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cutycat136 28

Monday 11 May 2015 0:15

Hey you should still feel pretty!!! It doesn't matter your size, that happens to several people even if they're the skinniest person you've ever laid eyes on.

haileyrows 26

Monday 11 May 2015 0:27

I've heard that a plain stick of deodorant can help with chafing etc... You go rock that skirt!

Comments

emmsies 16

Monday 11 May 2015 5:52

happens to the best of us :)

emmsies 16

Monday 11 May 2015 5:54

also even the skinniest people have this happen to them

meikaze 9

Monday 11 May 2015 6:07

Tights are a wonderful thing to invest in. Most normal people have thigh chafing, so you can still feel pretty ^^

anonnnymous10 10

Monday 11 May 2015 6:22

Having your thighs hit each other doesn't mean you aren't pretty or that you're fat. I used to weight 91 pounds and I didn't have a thigh gap either. It happens.

_whyme_o 12

Monday 11 May 2015 6:32

Lose weight. Yeah I'm ready for the down votes.

courtneyburgessx 18

Monday 11 May 2015 6:42

For some people it's not always easy to loose weight and majority of people have this problem of their thighs rubbing together, it's a normal thing.

courtneyburgessx 18

Monday 11 May 2015 6:37

I'm sure you still looked pretty regardless of the situation OP! I always wear shorts when I wear a skirt, helps a lot. Also a bonus to wearing shorts is if the wind happens to blow your skirt up your underwear isn't on full display.

FatKitty 17

Monday 11 May 2015 6:51

Happens to me too, I jus use corn starch instead of baby powder because I heard it's healthier. You could also try lavender powder or rose powder.

amberr_harperr 15

Monday 11 May 2015 6:58

I understand that. I have huge thighs but it's all muscle. Mine chafe very bad but I've heard baby powder works. I've never tried it but I don't care. I have self confidence and nobody wants to date a toothpick. You get that skirt and rock it. I'm sure you looked hot. Don't let this ruin you

Sheh_fml 25

Monday 11 May 2015 22:27

You don't have to make snide remarks about skinny people just to make someone bigger feel better. Also, someone's worth is not measured by if other want to date them. "Toothpicks" can be just as pretty and just as valuable even if they lack a boyfriend and curves.