Miscellaneous: Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place....

By didntknowyoucouldbreakit - 06/10/2012 20:29 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius, when it snapped off. I don't have a clue how to fix it. FML

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Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML

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spikedrummer49 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:02

Smooth...

ColdplaySucks 18

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:03

You're a dumbass. Call someone to fix it, perhaps?

Comments

rebel_belle1974 5

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:15

maybe you'll sweat the stupid right out of ya

Haskins54 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:20

Duct tape, the Swiss Army knife of fixin shit

j5p332 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:35

Just have a licensed HVAC repair person replace the thermostat. Shouldn't cost much. In the mean time, there is almost always a switch near the furnace so you can turn it off. You could also check the breaker box. (don't touch the bus bars and juice yourself, for the love of god)