By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

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Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7

I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.

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hwilly 0

Damn, next time your on top ha

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plurpower 0

maybe he was to drunk ... to even finish >.< :)

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jjnotantibi 2

Lol i know the feeling as well OP. It sucks sorry

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fuckme131 0

I feel your pain! I was having sex with the man of my dreams to on his birthday and he passed out under me right after he had just told me all the dirty things we were about to do! damn alcohol! lol

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Capt_Oblivious 10

And now you can be the women of his dreams.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he lost interest after seeing your comment on FML about his 3.5 inch dick.... :-/

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capnbzarr 43

I hope the sleep was after he had an ****** (which could be taken as a compliment), and not before. Either way, it sounds like he's really a man of *his own* dreams.

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Ctwebsyter 0

your fault OP, for having the man of your dreams someone who falls asleep mid-coitus.

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KodyTheCannibal 0

That narcolepsy's a bitch, huh?

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dcats 13

maybe you are the woman in his dream too. that explain why he fell sleep doesn't it?

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