By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
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arioch_fml 20

So fake, Op you're full of shit.

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Zehir_fml 10

Were you sitting in the bathroom for hours on end and not doing work? If so, your employer had a valid reason to fire you. Constipation or not, doing that means you weren't doing your job. This FML needs more info imo.

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Lalala579121 27

I like how this is quite literally the only serious comment on this FML.

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pizza_princess 5

they could have also been fired for calling into work. maybe stuck on the toilet at home.

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redlizzybeth 25

Well, that's a crappy situation to be in. It sounds like corporate might have wanted the shit to hit the proverbial fan and you were just so full of it you couldn't contribute. Come on now, in the business industry, we all know it is shit or get off the pot man. Ok, I am all out of puns.

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logank013 20

What's your job? Lead for a Scat Porno?

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squidley9 17

I feel like there's more to this story than OP is telling us

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Did you work as product control expert for exlax?

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GIJoefan 6

WTF?! Lamest reason ever! I'd file a complaint about this.

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zach055 23

Assuming you're in the US, firing you was a violation of the ADA. File a complaint with the EEOC.

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False_Stupidity 41

You're not a rectal thermometer tester are you?

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