Work: Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's...

By firedofbirthday - 14/02/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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By polkadotpinup - 16/09/2016 17:22 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got a call from my employers wanting to ask why I had a no call, no show for today. My supervisor reported me for not showing up to work. It's my day off, and also my birthday. FML

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By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 02:00

Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML

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By jezebel - 17/03/2011 14:43 - United States

Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML

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Luckster 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:07

Gotta love favoritism wherever you go. Looks like you didn't kiss enough ass, OP. Happy birthday to your daughter though! At least she has a parent willing to make sacrifices on her special day.

dragon2777 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:15

how did he know it was your daughters birthday if you called in sick. only way i could figure is you told him or someone else. if you knew it was against the rules and you lied (hey not judging we all do it) then i sayh ydi for haveing told someone

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CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:41

#91: I find this site rather tame, actually. Go see the other parts of the internet. You will never be the same person again. ._.

janc24 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:27

he still works THERE!!!

FarSide 22

Monday 15 February 2010 2:14

YDI douchebag for thinking that life is fair.

_sourpatchkid 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:37

funny thing about the workplace. Usually the managers like employees who are responsible, sociable, competent and easy to manage. That's how they get to be favourites. If you're not a favourite, it's probably because you are none of the above. So you didn't get fired for playing hooky - you got fired for being a mediocre or bad employee and then lying about being sick, which was probably just the straw that broke the camel's back.

dopedog 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:23

hahaha my thoughts exactly

Zapurdead 3

Monday 15 February 2010 5:03

@#91: /b/

capthavoc123 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:39

You got fired for lying about why you were missing work, not for missing work to be at your kid's birthday. Your boss's favorite employee probably got that way by being honest and doing things like requesting a day off well in advance of something he had tons of advance notice on, LIKE A ******* BIRTHDAY. Seriously, they are on the same day every year. You could have requested the day off months in advance, but you had to be a douche and call in sick the day of.