By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 508
You deserved it 5 566

Same thing different taste

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Well, if you ever get desperately hungry ...

Just because it's for dogs doesn't mean it's inevitable.... Look at Shaggy and Scooby Snacks!

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90 - You would think even a teenager would understand when enough is enough. Haven't you ever been disciplined?

Too late. The moral of the story is: don't troll.

i feel ya there! im allergic yo soy, gluten, eggs, lactose, caesin, corn, the list goes on!!! i would eat the dogfood!!!

I love how every single comment she made's been moderated.

CurlyQute 17

my brother is like that except for wheat but he's also allergic to a bunch if random other food, most grasses, trees, dogs and cats but not so allergic to dog and cats so we can have pets. he eats all organic stuff we even just recently found chocolate he can have the brand is "good life" that sucks that that happens to you I always read labels for new food he can have.

This is freaking hilarious! if you're allergic to food, WTF? Just shoot yourself. Your parents raised a p***y.

My friend has that problem too. Where I live its not that difficult to find those foods, but still alot are filled with wheat.