By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
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Miolene 6

well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P

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madddsss 0

personally I don't think this is a FML for you but it would have been a FML for the person who would have had a quarter of their seat taken up by your fat ass. don't complain, it's your own fault you have a fat ass

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Amber_bambie 0

some of you guys commenting mean things should get a life that's not cool that he had to pay extra for that stupid reason I would wanna tell the airport ppl to go f*** themselves

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silentsniper441 0

ydi for being fat, I love that airlines do that these days, gives some extra motivation to lay off the mcdonalds, doesn't it?

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Amber_bambie 0

lots of you people, if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. didn't your parents guardians teach you anything!!!!!

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illmatic2 16

Kawaiichan: You can find room. If you have enough room for DDR then you can do it. Go online and look at all of the workouts you you can do. You don't need weights to get a good workout, infact using your own bodyweight is good for you. If you are really motivated enough then you will find a way.

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crixket7282 0

ydi for being fat! loose some weight

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moon21_fml 0

time to start doing hard core squats!!!

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chaingling 0

@212 ur problem isnt that you naturally gain weight, but your diet. your "weight problems" that you explain for you and your friends are not weight problems, but diet and exercise problems. You're just doing things wrong, go see a personal trainer or a nutritionalist and ull be fine and no, everyone posting are not jerks, he is just fat and deserves it

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