By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 883
You deserved it 70 529

Same thing different taste

Top comments

well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P

Comments

kkamp516 10

that's sucks fyl but on the brightside I bet that's what Kim kardashian doeswith that ass of her's ;D lol

jen993 0

damn 318?!?! extra for a ticket thats messed up

Kawaiichan42 3

Meh. Not motivated much anyway. If I clean my floor up I can do yoga, but I'm a bit preoccupied with other things atm. I'm maintaining the weight I'm at now, and when it cools off, I'll get back into yoga at home.

on a fairly unrelated note, its actually 1/3 of the next seat being taken up by the excess 1/4 of his butt. not sure if this changes how "intrusive" the butt might seem for anyone...probably not :P

boatkicker 4

It's not judgment so much as "Suck it up and stop complaining." You said yourself, we all have weight issues. This FML isn't complain-worthy. It was expensive, embarrassing, and annoying. We've all been there. When I started high school I was underweight. The guidance counselor assumed that the only reason for that was an eating disorder. She made my mother hire a therapist for me, even though my mother knew I didn't have an eating disorder. It was expensive, time consuming, embarrassing, and just plain annoying to see a therapist about a disorder that I didn't have.

That's your choice. I can see your picture and you honestly don't look overweight. As long as you are comfortable with how you look then that's all that matters.

krayl 0

simple lose some weight. problem solved

oshi16toofly 0

well those are the rules if your extra leaks into the next seat you pay extra this isn't really a fml it's more of a **** those damn candy bars

of course you need to pay extra. nobody fits next to your fat ass so they have one less seat to sell