By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 883
You deserved it 70 529

Same thing different taste

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well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P

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_whisper_ 0

That fails, I've actually talked to people about how unfair that shit is but really you should invest in a car at least when your driveing you don't have to worry about shit like that.

If you have a medical reasoning for being so big, I understand your pain but such is life. If not, get off your lazy ass and lose the weight. Think of this, if you HADN'T paid extra some poor schmuck would have posted. "Today, I nearly suffocated on a plane because the guy next to me was so fat he was crushing the life out of me with his flab. FML." Yeah that is fair to them. Lose weight or accept the cost of inconveniencing other people.

Hey Fatty McFatterson, you couldn't deserve this more. most people work hard to maintain a healthy weight and we hate being forced to sit next to fatsos like you who spill over into the next seat. it's called diet & exercise.

MrM420 0

Here's an easy one try not cramming food down your throat.

YDI for letting youself go and now complaining about the consequences.

Kawaiichan42 3

I was never making excuses, damn it! Though if you all must know, I really don't need to lose ant weight in the first place. I haven't gained more than a couple pounds since my picture was taken.

I have a genius idea. Lose some weight fatass! Stop eating so much. It's not that difficult.