By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
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Miolene 6

well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P

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Corwin02 11

So you are a fat-ass, you can pay for the privilege for not being able to stop stuffing your pie hole

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the4starr 3

I agree, that sounds like you are quite abnormally large, OP., but I do hate all these comments and name calling about being fat... :/ not just on this but some other FMLs I see people comment on. some people are horrible ! :/

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Dmb15freeweezy 0

55 Justin bieber is a fag

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spoiledoatmeal 0

Looking at your pic, #36 (Nolwen), not even a fat guy would do you. PS - It's because of bitches like you that make us men eat.

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LilaBear 1

Good. Just think about the passenger who otherwise would have paid full fare for squashing into half a seat that you're overflowing into.

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LilaBear 1

if you train 8 hours a day, I am willing to bet you either: a) don't work fulltime or b) don't get the recommended amount of sleep - in which case, you're probably doing your body more harm than good, because too much exercise is actually bad, and add that on top of not getting enough sleep and you're really screwing your body up.

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