By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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turnedoffTVgrey 0

I said no when I was moderating this one because, yes, it's gross, but more of a FHL for being so gross. Doesn't have much to do with the OP except that she had to listen to it.

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Ringoisastarr 0

Yeah but if the woman who was talkin about feeding birds dead skin posted and FML saying "today I asked a woman for her skin because my birds were hungry" everyone would've told her YDI for being such a freak. FML is quite a strict website lmao

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j3nn1987 0

That's gross! Put in a complaint and don't go back unless they fire her!

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jemstone25 0

She's talking about another customer, not the worker.

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

FLESH-EATING BIRDS EWWW GROSS

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Lonely4 0

I just threw up in my mouth

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Nightfallz 0

you can't handle a little casual conversation?? then don't be in public

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_Akward_ 0

I guess it is possible to ruin the taste of chocolate. Excuse me while i throw up.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Uhm. Ewwww. that's just...too much information. D: who the he'll asks someone for their skin? that's insane. I can just imagine that scene :3 god. >_>

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Diamondlightbulb 0

Yum! I likie the way those birds think! *bites arm* Ow! Ok, maybe not.... :/ Naw, just kidding, but that's messed up!

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