By unforgettablee - 29/04/2013 07:08 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML
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noelasis94 18

that's because he's a substitute teacher, and we all know they never know the lesson.

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lhazz11 23

Maybe you should give him grammar lessons instead of sex sessions

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loserman67 35

He obviously ain't no grammar major either...

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auroravi 6

Easy. You should teach HIM a lesson:) Too bad that your bf is a bit slow though.. hehe

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Sometimes you have to explain what you want more clearly!

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RedPillSucks 31

OP: I want you to slowly unbutton my blouse and unhook my bra strap, revealing my perky 33D. Then you will cradle each breast, slowly sucking on them. Make sure not to use too much teeth or suction as that is very uncomfortable. Next, you will slide your hands down my thighs, slowly inserting your fingers under my hello kitty panties. I will moan expectantly, while you rub the tip of my ********. You will then undo the safety pin holding my skirt together, let it drop to the floor and ..... BF: What? TL; DL

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lambda_fml 40

#60 You should be writing sex stories. Now this is talent!

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Archay 13

51 shades of grey by: RedPillSucks

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AjsMommy7204 6

Hey Op.. Maybe You Should Teach Him A Lesson Or Two !!! Maybe Then He'll Lighten Up And Be Up For More Adventures !! Good Luck !!

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Schiffy 18

Why Do People Feel The Need To Type Their Sentences By Capitalizing Every Word? Do You Write Official Papers Like This?

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perdix 29

Next time you start getting frisky, ask him if he wants to "sit on the couch" with his "hands down his pants" while "swilling beer and blankly watching TV." That ought to drive him mild.

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superminty 18

'Ain't no' is perfectly acceptable in some American dialects. There are double negatives in plenty of languages - Russian, French and Old English. Dialect is no indicator of intelligence.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Ah yes, perfectly acceptable in the well known 'Facebook dialect'. To use it in a sentence would be 'Ain't nobody got time for that.'

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RedPillSucks 31

Meh... English is a bastardization of French and German that has cobbled together aspects of different languages over the centuries. The language is always changing. There's no such thing as standard english, and "proper english" changes every 40 years or so...

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RedPillSucks 31

She aint no candy bar!

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nanxi 30

Ooh, so he's roleplaying as the janitor instead. Kinky ;)

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tvsrockson 6

Guess he doesn't feel like teaching you

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