By unforgettablee - 29/04/2013 07:08 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML
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noelasis94 18

that's because he's a substitute teacher, and we all know they never know the lesson.

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lhazz11 23

Maybe you should give him grammar lessons instead of sex sessions

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Kaylan_Paige 6

So we can assume sexy nun is out too?

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jdime209 2

OP should have at least said, "beat me up"! Lol

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Xyph8 1

he doesnt sound like he deserves you OP

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CloudFox 6

Do guys think that's weird? That's totally something I would say but I don't wanna creep the guy out :/

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nunnsii92 9

Maybe you should've told him about the naughty schoolgirl/teacher fantasy first?

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dancinwookie 21

She could always deny his loan application. Now, that's some kinky stuff right there.

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chuckcloninger 12

I think FluffyDemise had the best comeback. Either he is bored with your sex life and has no ideas (or desire) to improve it or he's dumb as a post. My God, a woman begging to be taught something new and different!

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netdemon 11

Should have brought a paddle to bed to make it a little more obvious

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