Intimacy: Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit...

By Bawo - 02/06/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

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By Msmerfner - 03/08/2013 08:40 - United States - Hemet

Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

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By LadySteph12 - 29/10/2009 00:53 - Canada

Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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By pmek - 26/03/2012 09:11 - Australia - Collingwood

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 18:00

Today, I mixed drunkenness with sensual oils, a lot of whiskey, a massage, and scented candles, which resulted in accidentally setting my husband's back hair on fire. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By blocked_by_fire - 17/04/2012 18:13 - United States - Pullman

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

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By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/05/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:33

that's hot ;)

Rldiamond90 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:28

lol we just found the plotline for Twoface: Origins

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CookiesNmilk 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:32

AHAHAHAHA YDI

Masta_Blasta 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:11

wow, you must be hot!

malikotako 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:04

Time to buy a wig!

queenB93 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:36

lmaooooooo u dummy maybe u were not meant to be sexy

lolperson 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:36

u made my day 2day. thank youuuuu!!!! (___/) (=' . '=) (")___(")

Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 4:32

OUCH!!! =-x Hope you're ok!

elliekinslurvsya 0

Friday 25 September 2009 17:09

YDI for "getting it on" with your "cute guy friend". honestly, doesn't anybody have morals these days? also YDI for trying to act "coy and sexy". that NEVER turns out well.

markrrrrr 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:49

SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE. >.

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 1 December 2009 21:07

YDI for 1. saying "getting it on" 2 having sex outside of marriage. 3. having sex with a friend...can't end well, from what I've heard. 4. Trying way too hard to be sexy. 5. Flipping your long hair near a candle. 6. being dumb enough to let a candle burn half your hair, unless you're exaggerating. 7. I'm including this in case I forgot anything.