By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

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Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
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kkmwong 11

You should have said the same thing about his dick.

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mickeygirl 0

"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

"I don't know. Was your penis always so small, or did they REALLY screw up your circumcision?"

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bossroyd 4

Well his brain is obviously smaller

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

It had probably been longer than a shower since he'd seen them.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Tell him it's just fluid retention, and that they'll increase in size later in the pregnancy.

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theonlybassist 8

haha that'd be gold! His face would be so funny!

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ahawk 2

Creative.. Only 10 people have said that

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shemseyy 1

That's stupid of him, he's not gonna get any sex...

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birdfreak 24

Ouch =/ thats really rude! People these days!

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Jaguar1234 0

I hate to troll but it hurts me to see you holding a gun like that :(

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birdfreak 24

Ah suck it up! I didn't really fire it and it's a prop.

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XxconbabyxX 0

no your eyes got smaller my boobs got bigger

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ydi_4_suking 20

Don't boobs grow when petiole gain weight?

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perdix 29

I'm not such what a "petiole" is, and if Kicky doesn't know, what chance do I have? If he meant that "people" usually get bigger boobs, that's true. Even for men. If a guy puts on weight, he can develop some lovely moobs. For women, bigger boobs are usually the consolation prize for getting a fatter ass. I'm sorry the OP is getting screwed out of that benefit.

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