By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

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Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
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kkmwong 11

You should have said the same thing about his dick.

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mickeygirl 0

"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

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nancyDeeAnda 4

Tell him the same about his penis

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flockz 19

ignore this..... meant for number 2.

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ThatAwkwardBurn 0

Swat at his penis then say "oh sorry I wasn't sure whether or not that was a fly or just your penis that shrunk".

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justmarie0710 9

I would have kicked his ass but that's just men

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SkardeyKat 3

What a dick. Ask him if his penis got smaller or if his thighs just got fatter.

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carmenm 6

Jerk, you better teach him he can't say that kinda stuff to you

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InfinityCross 1

That's really mean. But think positive. Its a sign that you're thinner. Since the weight goes to and from your breasts first.

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