By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Spicy
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 137
You deserved it 5 159

Same thing different taste

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You should have said the same thing about his dick.

"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

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******* prick. The least he could've asked was if you lost weight in reference to your boobs getting smaller, WITHOUT mentioning your chest has shrunk (if it did in the first place).

daisymoomae17 0
leadman1989 15

He's only asking that because when he lays his head on your chest he wants to be closer to your heart... Damn I'm good. :p

I read that in such a calm and soothing voice...

He's just trying to draw attention away from his penis, OP. don't stress:)

Take his wallet and spend his Moola , always makes me feel better when the bf is being a douche-a-Saurus

legitimmeee 0

Say no honey , they just magically got smaller FYL also you could have said , and how have u noticed?? Been lookin lately ? Haha LMFAO(:

tymaster7 0

That's ****** up u should dump his ass

If you lose weight, or work out, your boobs get smaller. You lost weight. :)