I love your dad. This is not an FML, it's an FHL.

Eff your date's life, that's gotta be the biggest pussy thing he's done in his life. And to everyone who said "At least you found someone who's a human being and has emotions" I'm a GIRL and I never cry, he's a pussy.

This sounds oddly familiar, I've seen it in a commercial, a movie and heard it in a song. nice.

Today, I met the boy my daughter was going on a date with; I just so happened to be cleaning my gun at the time I told him to be careful with her. Apparently he started crying. My daughter now hates me. FML

wow i guess your dad must've watched twilight, huh? cause except for your date crying, that's exactly what happens in the movie. too bad.

YDI for dating a 12 year old, because thats how old he sounds

This is what dads are supposed to do. You ought to hear the shit my buddy and I come up with for that 1st boy that tries to take out his daughter.

oh PLEASE! i dated a cop's daughter for almost 2 years in high school. when i FIRST met her dad, he showed me his departments new issue of hand cuffs, yep.. and how to forcefully cuff someone. and his new glock that is designed to be kept like behind his cop belt. but i didnt bitch out like this pussy.

Your dad is a *******. Seriously he's the type of cop that deserves to be shot. He KNOWS how intimidating he appeared and he was using that to his advantage. He was abusing his status as a cop. I really hope he winds up in the streets somewhere dead. and 118... I hope you get shot also.

really? your dad wasn't really going to shoot him, I mean he is a cop I think he would know that is considered murder, I don't know why people consider this scary cause you know they aren't really going to shoot you