Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 06:00

Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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shan789mudge 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:23

aww haha poor guy! =P

happy_me 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:24

awww poor guy :( fhl i hope you dont judge him for that only. I'd be ******** my pants too

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fml1358 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:45

aw that's so sad. i feel horrible for you and your date. your dad must have really scared your date and embarrassed you so much. did you tell your dad what he did? does he know how intimidating he was?

xxstealthxx 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:45

wow that is such an ASSHOLE move your dad did, scaring him like that. "Yah, ima just clean and hold out my Walter p99 in your face to scare the shit out of you". lol "Today, I went up to my daughters boyfriend and cleaned my gun in his face. I told him to be careful with my daughter. He pissed himself crying all the way from the door to the car. FYL" lolololool

The_Master 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:47

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

juan8888 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:50

That because dad really loves you,but maybe cross the line a little

AlexJakubsen1 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:53

hey, at least now you're sure he won't rape you!

musicfanatic 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:55

# 62 - my dad's a marine :) awwh! well it shows he's not some macho unsensitive guy, at least ;)

hanamama 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:55

# 52, 112 -- agreed. # 53 - Uh, no. # 124 - YOU are the ******* here (what the hell kind of word is that supposed to be?!). No officer deserves to be shot. The father did it with humorous AND protective intents and purposes. Cleaning his gun was not an abuse of status. It's actually a necessary part of his job, thanks. It's not his fault the dumb ass boy started crying. Yes, he used the image to his advantage, but so what? He made no clear threats nor did he hurt anyone. Goodness friggin' gracious, you're an idiot.

Sawadee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:56

FDC

missapple_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:01

Wow, your date's a real pussy, huh? What was he, a Jonas brother? Your dad did you a favor, this punk is obviously not strong enough. Pick better dates.