By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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mattmag 0

So don't scream when you see spiders. Also, why does it matter that you were naked?

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tehhotness 0

lol #42 I was just wondering that same thing

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rawblerawble 0

#6 ummm how is that a drama queen? what if she had arachnophobia? that's like saying to a person with down syndrome "you deserved that for being stupid." some ppl are just buttholes.

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trackrunner525 0

Today while i was sleeping my wife screamed from the bathroom. I rushed in, knocked her over, and broke her nose. I then had to drive to the hospital and pay a ton of money...all over a spider. FML

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cantth1nk0fnam3 3

wuss, it was in the frikin shower, just turn on the water and drown it or something.

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captain_obvious 0

at least it wasn't a black widow spider, in a previous fml post the spider wound up killing the lady's dog

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icanhazlizard 0

Yeah, I'm terrified of spiders, too...but when I see one I'm afraid to make any noise or movement in case I disturb it and it *moves*. -shudders- So I usually just back away slowly and find somebody to deal with it for me. That sucks about your nose though...and oh, God, to kill a spider with your body! -shudders again- I feel for you.

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lol_seriously 0

that is disgusting i have arachnaphobia too i accidently stood on one once with bare feet and freaked out for ages yours is much worse though hope you're alright

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