By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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FuzzMonkey09 0

Nothin wrong bout screamin over a spider. i hate those buggars

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jessxoxo28 5

omg i HAAATTTTEEE spiders!!!! i wouldnt have killed it with my head though!!!! that means u have to touch that nasty thing!!!

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kel_riv 0

as much as the broken nose seriously sucks, I can't help but find squishing a huge spider with your forehead worse. *shudders*

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ammali 0

Oh man, this would happen to me. I wish I could explain the feeling of fear and dread that comes over me when I see a spider, these people saying YDI just have no idea. Not only is it a spider, close to you, but you weren't expecting it... I'd have freaked out too. FYL and your poor husband's too... Hope your nose heals up quickly!

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Rachellle_fml 0

LMAO. Thats really funny sorry, but it is. But that really sucks. my life is screwed too. FML.

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xxyumtasticxx 0

aw i'm sorry. that's sucks. i hope your nose feels better lol.

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lolwhat_fml 0

You're like an adult, and you still scream when you see a spider ?! Shamee >;]

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Blazin247 0

haha this is a good FML

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mastershake 0

hahahahaha thats hilarious even though i bet it hurt like a bitch

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