By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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Naomi_fml 0

I hate spider sweetie. And I would have hit my husband upside the head (not to hard) just enough to wake him up to take me to get my nose looked at.

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bebepatita 0

Ah, gross. I would still be screaming. Especially since the spider's dead on my forehead. Oh did I mention? I actually have a really bad phobia for insects, including butterflies. I feel so sorry for you. this is totally fml. At least for me.

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leMeepO_o 0

ahahahhahahah thats terrible FML for you all the way...

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Quinnjamin 0

I'm guessing you showered after that

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perfectwinds 0

I'm an arachniphobe and I would have screamed bloody murder, too. Anyone saying that she shouldn't have screamed, you're stupid. It's not like when you get startled and scream you have the time to react before and think "should I scream for this?" When you're startled you react how you react, you don't have a choice. I'm so sorry, definitely a FYL. But, I have to admit, I'm laughing right now. Karma will get me for this one. LOL. Definitely a scene for a movie or sitcom.

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morgan_5230 0

Hahaha! That's terrible, but I laughed so hard. What the hell, did your husband just barrel in there and slam into you? That sucks!

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omglolydi 0

Look at the bright side... at least the spider is gone now =]

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mustkill46 0

OMG! that made me laugh so hard! :D Thanks for giving me a laugh!

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LtAbbo 0

This is a good FML, but as everyone else has stated, women need to stop freaking out over spiders... And #35's comment is much better than the OP.

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braFTW 0

ROFLOL And that's all I can say after imagining the situation... =D

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