By lilben - 10/06/2011 08:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 603
You deserved it 4 782
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

abluekiwi 0

Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.

223 6
FMLandurstoo 9

"Size doesn't matter!"

153 15

Comments

TalkinSmack 6

are u upset because it's true?

10 0
Iswear 4

While this sounds fake because I've heard a joke like this before, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. FYL.

0 1
stewpididiot 11

why couldn't it Rick and Richard ?? you should sue for sexual harassment...

0 4
Ranimal 12

Since sexual harassment claims are no big deal... It's just a nickname, not worth getting people in massive trouble just because you don't like the name. STFU. Get over it crybaby.

1 1
cradle6 13

Women can win sexual harassment claims for jokes told in the office, and other things that are "no big deal." If it bothers you OP, go for it.

1 1
TalkinSmack 6

lol sue? quit wasting valuable court time for your petty hurt feelings. that time could be more efficiently used for something that actually matters... molesters, rapists, murderers etc. suck it up u whiney baby

8 1
dedanjel 33

You do realize sexual harassment doesn't get settled in criminal court, like the other things you mentioned, right? That's a civil matter, settled in an entirely different courtroom with judges who don't try criminal cases. If you're gonna use something to put someone down, make sure you're at least using something that isn't an entirely different and completely unrelated matter.

0 0
sylverdrag_fml 9

It's pretty clear they don't respect you, and that sucks, but most likely, you have something to do with the lack of respect you get. Try and figure out why they don't respect you, and fix it. If the reason is that your boss is an A-hole; screw him and get the F outa there.

2 1
BWill9014 4

Sounds like the perfect script for an extenze commercial... lol

2 2
RockstarRN 10

Ya, because that's professional!

3 0
OfficeNinja 5

better than "stubby dick" or even worse "dog dick" or "deformed right angle dick" or "micro dick". you get the idea. you can complain to HR if your company is large enough.

2 3