By lilben - 10/06/2011 08:09 - United States

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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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abluekiwi 0

Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.

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FMLandurstoo 9

"Size doesn't matter!"

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P3R3Z 0

I bet you probably do have a little dick!

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SarahSildaSixx 0

at least it's not needle dick OP

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Mayshod 3

Little Richard doesn't work too well either.

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dawlpop 0

LMAO. I agree, your life sucks! aha

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PiXiEdUsT07 7

I agree with 33. Why do both of them have to be called Dick?

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CandyCanenomer 4

They could call you Robin.

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dogginboggin 0

ydi for being a Dick.

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Just play along man, I have plenty of weird nicknames and I just play along with them, and believe it or not it's quite funny to see people's reactions when they realise that i don't care what they call me

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godzillalikespie 3

I know somebody with the last name "Cox" and we were in a program in school where everyone is called by their last name. But when there are siblings in the program, what tends to happen is they call the younger one "Little (insert last name)" Well this person I know happened to have an older brother in the program and she was nicknamed, you guessed it, "Little Cox"

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