By lilben - 10/06/2011 08:09 - United States

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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 603
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Same thing different taste

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Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.

FMLandurstoo 9

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I hate nicknames. If people don't call me by my actual name, I simply don't respond. If they call me on the phone with whatever cutesy bullshit nickname I've been saddled with, I reply, "Wrong extension" and hang up. Works wonders.

blinkingstarlet 15

at least ur not a big dick. lol. either way it sucks tho. coulda just gone by rich or something? fyl

vtownzach 0

we have to do the same thing where I work. but thankfully my name is Zach. lol

you are what you eat... right? wait your girlfriend probably eats it so you are what your ... girlfriend eats? YES!