By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 094
You deserved it 80 371

Same thing different taste

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GOOD! Planking is stoopid...stop it...stop it now!

punkin_26 16

I know what planking is I just don't know why people do it. It is just another stupid fad that will eventually fade away. Some people say it is tied to how the slave bodies were "stacked on the boat" then wouldn't that be called stacking? I read that it's tie to slavery is the way the slaves slept on wood plank beds during the middle passage. Some guy also said it originated from a radiohead video. Either way it is stupid. 'owling' and 'batting' are equally stupid. With one exception-batting actually has some heath benefits to it. It could help realign your spine. But that wont do much good if you fall and beak your neck in the process. Some people think planking helps build core strength and that is why they do it. To those people I say this-do crunches! Much more effective and you don't look like an idiot doing it. Sorry to ramble-I just think this particualr FML is F-ing retarded. FYL- NO! F your moms life for having such a dumb shit kid.

A general hint for life: Don't trust amateur historians.

punkin_26 16

Exactly my point. Two vastly different histories for the origin of planking. And probably a bunch of bullshit. Sorry but radiohead isn't popular enough to pull that off!!! Those who participate in planking, owling, or batting are just a bunch of weak minded followers that lack originality. Perhaps we could call them lemmings. In that case they should all go jump off a cliff.

Thanks for venting on your petty opinion and wasting space.

serenity40 6

I wish someone would have flipped over the desk while you were on it. Take a picture of that.

gambatte 0

see what doing gay things gets you?