Intimacy: Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend....

By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By Embarassed and single - 28/06/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I was doing a striptease for my crush on FaceTime. I’d forgotten to lock my bedroom door and my mom came barging in, yelling at me to, “Stop leaving your period blood on the toilet seat!” She also saw that I was in my bra and panties, and left in disgust. My crush hung up and he won’t return my calls or texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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Sunday 3 April 2011 1:12

Yes, that's sad but you should have locked your door hun :P

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 1:17

At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.

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Booyahpah1337 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 6:32

@spadesghost: You silly goose, you can webcam on skype, but only if you have a cam of course, so in some way you're right.

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 1:26

Wow. How old are you? Skype huh? Long distance delusional or too lazy to visit each other? Either way... if you still live at home with your parents you probably aren't old enough to be stripping. If I was your mom I would have beat your ass and took away your computer. It's nobody faults but your mom's for not teaching you better morals.

dieek 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:03

#200 - What tied your panties in a knot? If she wants to show off to her boyfriend, so what. If she was just showing off to anyone who got her skype username, that's different. And long distance delusional? I'm in a trusting relationship with someone on the other side of the world. It's a hard situation to cope with. You can go on about how I'm an idiot, but I love this girl, and I'm looking forward to moving out to be with her when I'm done with my degree. I think you are delusional in trying to say that giving her boyfriend a strip show is immoral. It would be immoral if she were in a strip club working for tips. If they are far apart, it's just a part to try and keep the relationship healthy. At 17 there are sexual tendencies and in order to be faithful to someone who is many many miles away, it would be wise to help fulfill those feelings. I think you are morally corrupt by thinking sex is immoral and should be punished.