Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic...

By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 14:53

Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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fishycanswim 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:03

Well that...sucks, you really...blew that one for him.

AyeItsMobleyy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:01

cocky much?

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Erindub 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 22:44

Its not an FML until you've thrown up in his lap sweetheart

abcdefghijKayla 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 22:58

114 rulesssssssss.

WaylonD 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:04

if you still finished with your neck hurting, kudos for you! that's the kind of gf I want to find!

blaaaaakely 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:35

NICE PICTURE. I love TMV :)

missysangel 4

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:07

ydi stupid hoe!

joooeee 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:29

lolz 114. funny shit

Erindub 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:38

Why is the OP a stupid hoe because she gave her BF head?!

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:04

you got enthusiastic during a ********? someone has no respect for themselves.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 8 September 2010 8:12

Huh? Please explain your rationale. Also, "themselves" is incorrect, as "someone" is singular.

ilynorrington 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:06

and?

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:37

u must be an expirianced vet

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Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

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Today, my wife told me not to rush her during packing for our upcoming move. She's lived in the house for 30 years and apparently needs to reminisce over every single item. FML

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Today, I got home and saw my bed was made different and there was a wet spot on the sheets. It wasn’t until I sniffed it did I realise what it was. I’m now 99% certain my Mum and Dad had sex in my bed, and I'd sniffed their mixed up love juices. FML

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Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Same thing different taste

Cramped

It's just a flesh wound!

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