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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By copper - 30/01/2011 02:20 - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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castnerinho 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:20

thats what you get for not just pulling over and accepting the ONE ticket you wouldve got

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:29

How could you not deserve this?

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WIDRR 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:46

#47 you are a ******* idiot. You are comparing speeding to murder they are both crimes yes, but thats like comparing apples to oranges. Sure they're both fruit but they are still completely different. And also, im pretty sure you should be the one jumping off the bridge, since you sound like a prick who needs to get off his high horse, because your probably speed just like a majority of the country... ******.

ROARpie 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 7:55

Karma lawl

Treece 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:37

Nice try, but no cigar. Hee hee

cmac86 23

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

good thing you weren't arrested for fleeing. how do you NOT deserve this?

karmine 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:27

You're a moron, YDI.

calliemahzoo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:05

Yeah, cops definitely can't radar you when they're driving the other direction unless there are two cops in the car. So if you'd just slowed down before he got behind you you'd be home free. They'll just tail you and hope you slip up again. Unless they had helicopters doing radar. Then you're screwed no matter where you go.

FHP91 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:12

Actually, we can radar you when we're driving the opposite direction. Our radar equipment has the setting to clock a car coming towards us or going away from us, and there's a setting for whether or not we're stationary or moving. Now, we can't use the laser or hand-held radar on you while driving, but there are mounted radars that we can and do operate while driving. Not to mention, we are trained to visually estimate speed, and we can pull you over for that as well. If you see an officer "tailing" someone they're likely, among other things, in the process of: radioing it in, running the plates, studying the car and its occupants, checking for warrants, waiting for backup or a good place to light them up, or getting a good pace-clock so that if you decide to fight the ticket, they can say they followed you for x amount of miles while you were speeding.

omgzdude 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:32

1) DRIVE SLOWER!!! 2)DONT TRY TO OUTRUN COPS!!!!!!!!!! 3) You deserved a 1500 bill loser.

ninba20 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 8:38

i dont understand some of the comments here cuz the OP never said the cop stopped him that he just gave a U-Turn... sorry op thats going to be a big fine for u...

funkymunky27 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 5:29

ues they can radar you

jamesr25 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:10

They most definitely can. Both of my parents are in law enforcement and they informed me of this fact. People are stupid for slowing down when they see a cop. By the time you see them, they already know how fast you were going.