Miscellaneous: Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend...

By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Stuck

By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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Big Grandma

By fmylifechelsea - 27/04/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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Thursday 27 August 2015 16:17

What made this guy think that was the best time to tell you? What if you had decided to kick his ass during those 40 minutes

Yazoo77 16

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:09

How the **** do friends think that's okay to even ATTEMPT and for/boyfriends???

Comments

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:19

Should have been the worst 40 minutes of his life, waiting for the paramedics to come stop the bleeding

JanaTheWolf 15

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:20

And he's still your friend?

StupidUsername89 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:21

@13 I sure hope not

JodieK 4

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:20

Those should've been the worst 40 minutes of his life! What is wrong with some people.

jlaw2000 6

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:29

Kick his ass and dump the ****.

imerichello 18

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:30

I hope he's your ex-friend now

speakfreely 21

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:30

If this was me it would of taken every ounce of strength not to beat the shit out of him in that elevator. Sorry op, time for a new friend and a new girlfriend

koganti 18

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:31

you should've said him ,"keep that bitch with you".

rshweky 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:31

Wow 40 minutes. The force is strong with you.

flagelated 9

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:35

Would have been 40 minutes of kickbox training for me :D

hellnosucka 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:37

how will that go? freind: hey, I slept with your gf OP: NO, I slept with YOUR gf... bitch friend: dude, I don't have a gf OP: oh... well what I meant was your mom. I slept with your mom... freind:.....