Miscellaneous: Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend...

By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By fmylifechelsea - 27/04/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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Thursday 27 August 2015 16:17

What made this guy think that was the best time to tell you? What if you had decided to kick his ass during those 40 minutes

Yazoo77 16

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:09

How the **** do friends think that's okay to even ATTEMPT and for/boyfriends???

Comments

vikky538 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:14

I thought its his worst 40 mins of his life OP

wiifan013 9

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:19

I would have taken that time to kill him. What did you do?

ericp96 10

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:49

You shoulda beat his ass to a pulp and then trash your girls room and put her on blast and show everyone what you did to your "friend"

snipesrock 9

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:56

best cage fight ever.

fabcade 14

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:57

honestly a good opportunity to let him have it both verbally and physically. not throwing the punch took guts. hope it gets better man

gquagmire 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:58

That sucks, but at least he told you OP. Now you know the truth and can react accordingly.

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:58

So you were in a confined space with this douchecanoe and he couldn't escape for 40 minutes after telling you he nailed your girlfriend and you didn't beat his ass into the ground? You my friend just slapped the universe in the face for giving you that opportunity and not taking it. You should've broken every bone in his body.

Morning_fml 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 21:34

Well, at least that means OP has more self-control than others, which isn't entirely a bad quality to have either.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 27 August 2015 22:41

Sometimes it seems that people on this website have no understanding of consequences. It may have been temporarily satisfying to do what you suggested, but getting charged with assault wouldn't fix his relationship with his girlfriend or his friendship with the guy she cheated with.

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 28 August 2015 7:09

Why act that way though? She's a cheater who doesn't deserve the satisfaction of him literally fighting over her. Same for the friend. Acting like a caveman won't solve what's already happened.

RandomGamingYT 7

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:03

That is something nobody should go through, I respect what you did there, you kept your cool and that is hard to do and on a really sensetive thing like that