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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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ccathleen_ 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:15

You have a bitchy girlfriend.

flyintonite 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:27

This happened to me... but with best friends instead. Advice to all men if you are going to date a woman KNOW her inner circle inside and out. All her friends names who their friends with etc, a little excessive but trust me it saves a lot of headaches.

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Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 5:20

She didn't kick you in the balls just because you dated her sister, she was kicking you in advance because she knew you were about to ask for a threesome.

SickSickSick7511 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 5:36

What the hell did you do to her sister? Sounds like you either made this up, or you're only telling half the story.

monster_tamer 11

Wednesday 23 December 2009 17:02

Why would she kick you in the crotch...?

monster_tamer 11

Wednesday 23 December 2009 17:04

No worries! *pours syrup on the double post and eats* =3

hockysa 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 17:38

as if any guy deserves that. what's wrong with you also to the OP you are awesome

myfriend_youfail 3

Wednesday 23 December 2009 19:03

O_o WTF did you do to her sister to deserve such a beating??????? I mean, most sane women would just give their boyfriends The Look if they found out the guys were previously dating their sisters...only kick them in the sac if there was rape or abuse involved. But then, what do I know...this girl might just be a total nutjob who flies off the handle without any provocation. And unless they lived apart, how did you not know that your ex had a sister when you were dating her? Did you never meet her family??

DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 23 December 2009 19:51

Yes, because the guy always does something wrong. Although I do think he may have done something in this case. Whatever it was, he doesn't deserve that and he should get charges pressed against her. I doubt he tried to rape her sister or anything.

pseudocynic 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:39

Except in the case of assault, mercifully few things warrant a kick to the balls. Why? Because kick to the balls=possible severe trauma, infertility, and psychological (if he ends up losing them) damage. This certainly is not a situation that earned a balls kicking. FYL, hope she doesn't like wearing combat boots.