By chococool223 - 12/04/2009 10:51 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
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chococool223 0

okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again

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Endymion_fml 0

Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.

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Atropos_fml 0

They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?

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JCRothe22 0

Oh! That really sucks... I would've gotten mine renewed a few months ago if I knew I was going to be traveling, though

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chanceuse_fml 0

She deserved it for getting fat? I wish guys could experience childbirth...

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Sammara 0

They should have asked for a second form of ID. These things happen, and it's really the government's fault for making passports last 10 years before expiring.

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cartering 0

As anyone who has a passport knows this is clearly fake - unless all 50 pounds she gained were around her mouth

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luxornv 0

For the idiots who can't figure out why the OP needed a passport, think about this: this thing we're on called the internet doesn't just magically stop at the borders of the US. Hopefully this helps you understand this one.

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Cormophyte 0

#56 I've known plenty of women who managed to not get fat in the first place when they had kids. The secret? They didn't use it as an excuse to eat way too much and not move. Little extra gut, fat on the thighs, these are just some of the unavoidable pregnancy things that can be almost impossible to get rid of afterward. 50 lbs is a LOT of goddamn weight. By the way, I'm not typing this all because I have any urge to say this to the OP, this is directed toward #56 alone. I simply hate when people use black boxes like childbirth and illness to tag other people as "insensitive" when referring to things that can be avoided. If you gain 50 lbs having a child, and then you run, you will lose a whole lot of that 50 lbs, or maybe all of it.

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fueledbyamy 0

maybe she didnt mean arrested, but like, held by security until she could prove it was her. not arrested by the police as such.

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mrdotkom 0

Yeah i just got my new passport. Im 16 now and its a 10 year passport. So hopefully i'll look the same. Also i was on a cruise to Bermuda last summer, and i had used my Birth certificate as identification to get on the boat in the US. but they tried to stop me from getting back on and leaving Bermuda because i was supposed to have a picture ID over there. Not gonna blame you, but loose some weight goddamnit.

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colortherainbowx 0

This is probably fake. Even if you gained 100 pounds, there is still a resemblence in your face, and plus, they could have told from your drivers license too. Retard.

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