Love: Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because...

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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You deserved it 816

Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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You deserved it 70 830

Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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You deserved it 3 020

Love Island is back, baby

By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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You deserved it 95

Wingman

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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You deserved it 1 168

By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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You deserved it 9 747

dimkims 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:13

I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:18

At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.

Comments

Spl4sh_D4m4g3 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:26

story of my life...

DannyBoii12 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:33

awh poor emo nerd

uncle41 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:08

OP I guess you can't read between the lines. Get a freaking clue, she didn't forget the story she told you, she is throwing it in your face that she went out with other some guy and blew you off to show you that she wants nothing to do with you. YDI

loooooooooool_fml 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:46

Nobody deserves to be treated like that. How would you like it if it happened to you? You'd come here too and whine about it.

badboy850 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:37

Was her name stephanie I know how u feel. I've been madly in love with stephanie and whenever I ask her out she says she's busy with her family then comes back and tells me the same shot u got

spacer_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:04

it's not her fault if she doesn't like you, get the freaking message. Same goes for the OP. She was probs trying to spare your feelings, stop whining.

DuffelofDoom 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:46

Sorry, man. You deserve better than that. At least you got advanced warning on how much of a bitch she is.

paris78_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:59

bahahahah you got pwnd. sorry, man fyl. there's better girls out there.

djb23 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:15

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks..

ihatestupidppl 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:45

This has already been said, but at least now you know she's a friggin ditz and you can move on to a more intelligent girl.

sfgfan10 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:23

dude, she's a bitch. forget about her.

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:31

except the thing is...it's not his girlfriend, which makes all the difference. she's just a girl that he really likes and who obviously doesn't like him back.