Love: Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because...

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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Love Island is back, baby

By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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Wingman

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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dimkims 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:13

I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:18

At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.

Comments

latkematzoball 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:14

dont blame her, what would YOU do if YOU were suposed to hang out with someone you don't like? just say "i dont like you?" it was her last day, she probably wanted to have some fun

Anonymus7_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:24

that sucks man

eastbaydad 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:19

**** that trick...you should **** all of her friends to teach her a lesson...even the fat ones....it's about principle man

Aimskool 10

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:47

That really sucks....Theres other out there she already lied to you shows shes a bitch. Nothing no guy needs.

ilpdec2008 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:31

If it makes you feel any better, I got stood up by a girl one time because she suddenly got invited to a wedding.

speedmastaflex 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:38

Wow, she sure ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

ThatOtherPerson 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:25

YDI for not suspecting in the first place and for not tellin her off!

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:25

Or maybe she did it on purpose to make you jealous, or because she doesn't like you.

butter_flew 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:17

sorry..

GiannaxRevenge 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:34

Dude, she's obviously a ******' idiot. Just be happy that it happened now and that you didn't date her and she cheated on you. She'd probably come back and say, "You see that guy over there? His penis tastes like marshmallows!!". She gives girls a bad name. FYL, man. At least you won't miss her! :)