LMAO...that's all i gotta say haha

lmaooo; winner, winner, chicken dinner.

I'm pretty sure #15 was being ironic. Don't go getting your panties in a bunch. This fml was actually quite funny.

Friend fail. Or win, if its payback for something you did. But it wouldve been hotter if you asked him to ask you to **** you as a matter of foreplay, (whispering "Tell me how to tell you to go faster when i want you!")

Also..an hour? at very least your HIS stamina cancels out the FML. Also, for guys: if this is happening, correct the girl gently so she doesn't sound like an idiot if she's being loud.

Honestly, I know French, which is close to Spanish, but I had no idea what that was. You guys are obviously retarded for assuming anything about OP such as that they are American, especially considering the first post says very clearly FROM CHINA. Just because you know something doesn't make it common knowledge. Back on topic, one of the best FMLs I've read in a while. :D Thanks.

@142 o_O lady those things are poppin' McClean in IL? By Bloomington/Normal in McClean County?

All you need is www.freetranslation.com or a new friend.

You must not understand much about spanish, french, italian or english if you didn't catch on. Pollo as in poultry and frito like frite which is french for the word fries.

Ever watch an El Pollo loco commercial?