By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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lame16 0

FRIIED CHICKEEN !! YESS !! XD LOOL

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jabbaundead 0

#7 you say pollo like poy-o, i wouldn't make the connection to poultry from that. people who are calling her a dumbass for not knowing how to say "fried chicken" in a language she has never learned are the real dumbasses. so i'm supposing all y'all know how to say fried chicken in every language there is across the planet, right? wow, quit being so critical. anyways, that's hilarious and your friend must have a great sense of humor, hahahahahah

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alex_vik 0

#28 - What does common sense have to do with other languages? If you don't know another language, you shouldn't be expected to know what words in it mean.

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wallythedolly 0

That's haute.

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lady4 0

LMAO... FUCKEN HILARIOUS!!

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love_lucy 0

# 15 I think YOU have a lack of "knowledgement" that's not even a word learn English before you insult people for not knowing foreign languages

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kmander93 0

This is AMAZING!

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sugarbushvermont 0

#36- HAHAHAHA! even i know what pollo frito means.

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