Love: Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 16:27 - United States

Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 300

You deserved it 1 685

By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 019

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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You deserved it 4 243

By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 3 368

By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

gonzolove 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 20:40

I think I agree with your boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend, rather.

someguy945 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 20:45

What's so romantic about an auto parts store?

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Evo9hu 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:51

u need to just party and have a couple one night stands. u need to get over ur old ex and that's the way to do it. stop hurting more boyfriends then what u just did.

boo_betch_boo 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:55

Well obviously you aren't over your ex or the reason for staying at the hotel wouldn't be because your ex left you it would be because you want to spend time with your current boyfriend.

boo_betch_boo 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:57

#64 Not very analytically. It doesn't state anywhere that she cheated on him. Before you start "anaylyzing the situation" maybe you should know what you're talking about.

Zumwanda 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:42

email me [email protected]

wingsfan19 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:17

maybe consider something else next year...

wingsfan19 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:19

maybe consider something else next year...

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 12 August 2011 22:50

I wouldn't do that to you email and let's chat

Bcfrmkc816 17

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:54

Well I will be glad to try and spend time with you just let me kniw

cereal_dater 5

Saturday 3 November 2012 14:36

Since this FML showed up as a random (3 yrs later) i'm still wondering why she was supposed to get married to a woman and is crying over a boyfriend...