Miscellaneous: Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML

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By zyordz - 27/06/2009 04:12 - Peru

Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML

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By klaatu barada nikto - 20/01/2015 13:23 - United States - Des Moines

Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 22:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML

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By Paul Rushing - 19/03/2020 15:00

Today, at the supermarket where I work, we had at least 40 people waiting outside for us to open our doors at 7:00 a.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 16:57

Today, I saw a man begging for change downtown. I offered to buy him a meal, just to help him out with food. He said, "Sure, does Friday work?" I told him that I didn't mean it like that. Three hours later, he found me on Facebook. FML

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By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By adjk90 - 16/12/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML

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Atropos_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:14

So what? Not all homeless people dress badly. If I was him, I would assume the same thing.

thumb_r0ck3r 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:28

I don't see the bad in this. I'm sure he had homeless coming there all morning and was just sick of them showing up.

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Imawhalerider 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:29

no i got these digs from yo mama

thatnick 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:44

You must be ugly

Xerosnake90 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:49

What a shitty FML. Stop letting through such crap to the main page, this is weak.

Pastor_Rich 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:54

free lunch. :-)

lottofee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:03

oh oh wait - i don't care! lame.

kellbelle26 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:04

How is this an FML? There's probably more people coming in for food than volunteering, so he did his job and told you it wasn't open yet. Wtf, mistakes happen all the time! All you had to say was, "No, I'm here to volunteer." Is that so effing hard? God, I don't know why, but it makes me really mad that you think your life is ****** because of this!

hi_from_HI 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:13

....annnnd???

divesh777 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:05

DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO 'comma' AFTER TODAY!!!! I was moderating this and rejected coz it dint have a comma, and this FML is not thaaaaaat good to negotiate a mistake!!