Love: Today, I was grabbed and romantically kissed at the crowded carnival....

By babyscarface - 12/06/2016 15:48 - United States - Orange

Today, I was grabbed and romantically kissed at the crowded carnival. Unfortunately, it was not by my husband but instead it was a complete stranger, in front of my husband and children. Now, my husband will not talk or believe that I didn't know the man, and my children think I'm a cheater. FML

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Same thing different taste

By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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Great prank ideas #47

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Shocked - 21/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML

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There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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Lies and slander

By wtf - 31/07/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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Sailing close the wind

By FvckMenSmh - 25/07/2022 14:00

Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML

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Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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xnemesis1981 15

Monday 13 June 2016 12:07

Great support when you've been indecently assaulted. Tell your husband to grow a pair and stop victim blaming.

GhostFox 33

Monday 13 June 2016 12:08

What the hell is going on with all the people just kissing, proposing and other stuff to people they don't even know? Is this some new, dumb social "challenge" phenomenon, or are people just being especially jackassish this month?

Comments

Red_140 5

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:58

Should've beaten his ass. You have every right to

Mortoli 30

Thursday 16 June 2016 5:10

well its too bad the husband didnt get pissed and fight for you... I would have started swinging nobody kisses my wife but me and select few that i wouldnt get mad with. lol if i was married. im sorry but i wouldnt be able to take that i would have grabbed him from my wife and knocked him out. you just dont do that shit i dont care who you are.

Gummy_money 3

Thursday 16 June 2016 21:26

you just got sexualiy harassed and your husband's mad at you? wow

nanner6206 24

Friday 17 June 2016 0:07

ouch, I tried to press "like", my bad.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 19 June 2016 6:14

Carnies are crazy. Surprised your husband doesn't know this. Still, that's kind of a form of sexual harassment. Call the cops!

mtk3514 1

Wednesday 22 June 2016 18:14

This happened to me and the missus as well. But I know my wife and believed her when she said she didn't know him. The guy learned quickly she was married and that gravity still works. By her, not me.

Tyrax 16

Saturday 27 August 2016 14:24

I'm assuming you didn't slap the guy, probably out of pure shock. That would have settled things from the get go. Hopefully, it was just a case of mistaken identity, but people are doing all sorts of weird crap as social media challenges. A lot of it being total asshole moves that could honestly ruin the lives of the "prank" victims. Hopefully hubby and kids will come around, OP. Follow up?