Kids: Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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Smoke signals?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 02:00

Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML

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oldenuff2party 3

Monday 24 January 2011 12:19

thats messed up

AlexBuda 0

Monday 24 January 2011 12:25

Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P

Comments

kayloh20 5

Thursday 27 January 2011 19:33

The first and third I can understand from a strict parent. The second is just plain wrong.

meeba 2

Friday 28 January 2011 4:49

LMFAO "an article on dating my mom" use a period.. anyway wutizurmumzproblim ( I hope a grammer Nazi invades )

GothicAngel17 24

Friday 28 January 2011 15:09

Honestly, that is the most fanatical nutcase mum i've ever heard of. Mate, that's just messed up. Your mum needs to see a shrink. Kids kill themselves over parents like that. F@ck.

mjleavitt47 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 23:08

I feel like this is very dramatized. And those are not Mormon ideas. whatever magazine that was it had nothing to do with mormons.

Malice720 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:20

Im on kebby's side.

Paiggeerr7 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:21

your mother's a crazy ****

eryie 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:48

First, Mormons don't teach that. Second, I think this is trumped up of an article I DID see in the Watchtower magazine.

krispy202 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:35

Thats just wrong yo

Ugi 26

Friday 6 May 2011 19:33

There seems to be a vibe in the comments that this came from a Christan magazine. Now I don't know a whole lot about Christianity but I'm pretty sure lying about your children is not generally encouraged. I'm a dad of two little girls and I can understand wanting to keep them as babies and not wanting them to get hurt. Monitoring calls is sensible (depending upon their age) and keeping kids at home is extreme but understandable. Spreading lies about them? That's crazy. FYL.